Alright, Alright.  Don't get scared.  I don't worship the devil.  I merely put the picture there to frighten off the meek hearted, you know, the type that can't take reality.  If you are reading this, you are still here, and my theory about that is

a) you are too afraid to move your mouse right now

or

b) you think that i'm seriously screwed up and want to see how this page turns out.

I must admit that this is my first time making a webpage using html.   I've dicovered that those extremely crappy "page-builders" suck.  No kidding.  Oh yeah, I also hate geocities with a passion.  

I'm spending time making ths right now because I'm really bored and I can't sleep.  You see, I can't sleep because clowns will eat me.  Regardless of who saw that phrase on "The Simpsons,"  I saw it on a shirt.  So there.  That is one of the reasons I am far more superior than you.   In fact, every night before you go to bed, you should recite,

"Jessica is far more superior than you"

so that when I take over the world, you will be able to cope better than most.

Now that I hold authority, I think you should go to these webpages.  Some will drag you out of your social state and beat you mercilessly with a package of frozen tofu.  Others will corrupt your mind so far out of your made-up world that you'll have to finally deal with "real life." (hard to imagine, huh?)  

Go ahead.  Click.  See how screwed up I am.  You're merely in the lair of the Black Angel of Death.

(evil laughter and gloomy/sci-fi exit music)